Bishes Please…

14

Mar

I really didn’t know how else to title this post!

Veuve Clicquot delivered…

Accepted a nice bottle from a client. 

Decided to drink with my sushi as I write this post before my flight out for business, some pleasure. I am so devastated much with this word BISHES, like really it BLOWS.

 

With so little thought on how some females are classifying themselves, there wasn’t much point in coming up with a HOT TAH DETH title.  Hence this post does deserve much thought. Responsibility is needed, YES I am sending a message to whomever it applies to. We’re in year 2010, a new decade to really COME UP!

Everyone started off really good, being positive, the hopes, the dreams, the aspirations from the direction they were trying to take themselves.  Definitely I always try to be optimistic about the sisterhood.  If those who know better turn their backs on those who have clearly lost the way, WE’VE DEFINITELY HAVEN’T DONE OUR JOBS.

 

Ruffling feathers is not my thing but if it causes just ONE person to step back and turn it around for themselves, I am so loving moments like this.  I have to check myself at times.  I am no ‘perfect patty’ but I do make sure I check myself thoroughly.   It is a must do. Some Bishes didn’t get the memo to check themselves regularly ( Baw-haha ) adding colorful offbeat humor throughout post. If I offend, yes I mean to do so! *No apology so please get at me with good  or bad dialog.  All contact information is available, it’s not hard to find me. I can dish it and yes I can take it.

 

*Real Boss, Real World.

 

BISHES MOMENT IN SESSION*

Let’s take a look at the word Bishes so many females are using.

 

BISHES-Urban Dictionary never fails*

An unclassified miniscule organism that is native to South America. Key characteristics include, unnaturally large eyeballs, a thick coat of fur, and a lack of skeleton (globular-shaped organism). Bishes inhabit the inside of cacti and are not exposed to large amounts of sunlight, which accounts for their naturally large eyeballs. They have a thick fur coating year-round, which protect them from predators. Their body shape is not distinct as they lack a skeleton. Their method of movement can be described as being “slink-like”, quite like the famous “Slinkies” of the 1990s.

Mother bishes are conisderably larger than their offspring and are very protective of their young. They exhibit maternal characteristics similar to mother chimpanzees. Mother bishes consume the inner walls of the cacti they inhabit and process the cacti material so it is suitable for safe consumption for their offspring. Bishes are a newly discovered species and are undergoing much investigation in order to be properly classified. Some have been captured and have been successfully domesticated to serve as household pets.

 

BISHES defend the word this way

 

Short for bitch, but used in a playful sort of way. Not intended to be hurtful and often used between friends. OMG bish, you took forever to call me back!  Does this sound familiar to those who hear and read ‘The Bishes’ that talk this way?”

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Seriously you know the kind.  Many using this term are in high school, college trailer trick trash, the wanna be down crew, always in the club crew, Urban Models, the ones who make appearances at every major event (  Stock Rises More When You Are Less Seen, More In Demand ), females who swears up and down they have the Prominent Man’s Kryptonite with a Kryptonite Crew that has yet to come upon some great WHIP ASS.  Bishes -always on twitter on the hourly, always talking about street cred ( those with street credibility don’t have to go on and on ) even like the notorious Charlmagne Tha God says, ‘Imaginary haters ( goodness it’s quite passe in 2010 talking about haters).  If you really on your boss flow, if you are really having the time of your life, you don’t even recognize or acknowledge haters/losers anyway, still acting like clique high schoolers, it’s not cute, it’s plain ignorant.

 

Who fights in the club past high school? Crazed Bishes! *waves, hey bishes!* I’ve been saying it for a long time, we are all born females but we all aren’t Ladies. 

 

Bishes! *waves hands 2u all* please stop with this talk, definitely you aren’t cute in the overall flow of it all.  Many times  I am in the company of people making it happen in a big way.  They aren’t exposed to many women, the fresh faces they seek for  Urban Work yea hate this term Urban Work but anyway -some great gigs *opportunities* and possibly for personal moments.  I am no promoter, publicist or matchmaker but I do give my points of view when asked.   I am often asked about Urban Models for various settings.   There are some great models who really respect the line of work, do their thing, get more gigs — others not so much.  One thing that I see often on Urban Model bios are their admirers.   One name many Urban Models talk about is Brooke Burke. 

She’s lovely, classy, elevated herself to a bankable and respectable status.  She’s a mother, wife, sexy and not a part of the BISHES.  Not that many aspire to be her, I get that – but BISHES  who go on and on about this and that, the ones that model and use this word BISHES… omg –you are no Brooke Burke careerwise.  Diamond Ghetto, shining for ballers who won’t ever see a Forbes Listing,  or any  respectable listings/circles,  rejects from any man of substance for open respectable appearances, relationships on any level,  don’t fallback ever from club appearances, don’t ever fallback from obnoxious twitter chatter, thirsty like the men say, Oh sure, you bosses alright.

 

Non-Bishes can buy out the bar but why would we ( including myself for the boss factor, handling your own )?  It’s so much more refreshing conversation when someone buys out the bar for you, send over drinks… that kind of NON BISHES  moment or on the house because of your brand and reputation.  Hey Bishes! Get It? *waves 2u again*Buying out the bar when you can be comp’d if you got it like that is more boss than spending your own cache. 

 

Now some Urban Models and other females who really are making things happen they don’t all act this way.  They get kudos for handling their business and actually don’t even put them in a box, they’re models sans the titles.

So you know, if you are offended this goes out to you.  Have a glass of  White/Red on me, or the usual Petrone. Have the dessert wine Moscato you who it applies to are pumping up.  Oh my God THE BISHES, they love Chipotle thinking it is the new thing everyone has been missing.  I’m gonna need for BISHES to stop the nonsense.   ( laughing )

 

You read what some bloggers/celebs  the popular people may dine on, or just people in general and you try to coin it  like they do -like no one knows about Chipotle. You all are gulping…. yea gulping Moscato like it’s… the bidness. Nothing is wrong with Moscato but NOT how the hood has throned it.  It is nothing more than a white wine, dessert wine with no buzz factor unless you gulp bottle after bottle.  I know it sounds good to say ‘mo-scat-o therefore it is pumped up…. yea.  Bishes boast on sushi  like no one knows about it but at least you keep it real and don’t pump up Sashimi because many aren’t that bold to put just the big pieces of raw fish to work when it is time to chow down.  Hate to break it to you BISHES but when you carryon about things such as these and more I could go on, it shows you like NEW MONEY.  Not use to it but can afford it or stay paycheck to paycheck to look as if you can afford to do it. 

 Stand down BISHES. 

 

BISHES SAYING RIGHT NOW BEFORE THE POST ENDS:  Did she just say that?  This chick can’t  FUGG with us.

 

ie. fugg means f&%$k, just  another random term by THE BISHES.

Those of us who have been exposed all of our lives, know about everything you are trying to school on like it’s the next big thing. Seriously BISHES are schooling BISHES IN TRAINING.  The BISHES who look up to more WELL KNOWN BISHES.  Even Bobby Flay has played down his Chipotle Love Affair after many years. Wanna come up BISHES?  It is so obvious when you have been newly exposed to something.  You kill the term, give the 411 like it is so new, so fascinating.  Hey Bishes!  Talking to you all! 

 

Any chica past the age of 18 should know better with all the crazy self-terming.  You will get more gigs acting less trendy more relevant gigs instead of  acting low class.   Has anyone ever heard of a Brooke Burke or other made ladies  fighting chicks in clubs or scaring other chicks off of twitter and more and more and more?  Class up please BISHES.  I am pulling every incident I’ve seen first hand over the course of  a year so the conscious can be stirred for the sisterhood.  I swear I cringe even talking this way on this post because this isn’t even me.  Reducing the post, my writing to be snarky blows.  Even Meagan Good had enough sense to move away from being tagged in BISHES BOULEVARD, like so many others. Sisterhood it is time to really take a honest look at how you are playing your on elevation moments.  Many BISHES are at the age where they should know better.  Humph!

 

If you say the word without much emotion, sounds like remedial, slow yellow bus class is in session.  I’ve been saying it for a long time, we are all born females but we all aren’t Ladies. This post is like… I am so over it right about now just like this term being thrown about. lol  I just got disgusted and disappointed at some females who could really soar.  I am also challenging others who feel this to really be the difference in the young impressionable minds.  It is not cute using this term.  Anything remotely close to referring yourself as female dogs is insane.   Though you may not mean it as such, ignorant is just ignorant. Look around and some business owners are being hailed highly for the term BITCH in different ways, even trying to start a movement using the letters to represent positive, sorry you are ignorant too. Now I am not saying I wasn’t guilty of saying Bitch but come on… there is always a time to enlighten yourself. For every t-shirt, every whatever that has the bitch, bitchie, bitchums, bishes, for every promotion, for every leader of this term who tells you what a hard life they’ve had and this is empowerment – it’s trash – it’s lies and thus they haven’t found the light to move past lying to themselves of their worth.  Any female who knows her worth would not glorify the term even if it is a turnaround. If you are about that term,  you are a loss one that can find yourself  back to being less of a follower and a leader.   Every leader isn’t a leader but sometimes a loss one gaining momentum of having more loss ones going down the same mindframe that needs to change.  From models like Iman, Beverly Johnson and more who didn’t even go down this road of implying they are such… even non-model status, you must do better for  SELF FIRST.  Turn it around.  While all of this sounded snobby for some just trying to open up the consciousness because BEBE is not a snob. Sisterhood which entails all races, time to come up.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know some will not change the course but for those who do, KUDOS TO YOU! Whether in this Entertainment Industry or not…

 

Find another term to greet each other Females of  The World.

 

Sure we all can have a bitchin’ day still… but your come up form this word ‘bishes’ and other terms of  ’bitch’ will take you to better levels.  

 

Less Bishes, More Ladies.

 

You have been deja vu’d,

 

BEBE

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